EVE Search - Wanna be a Hi Sec Merc... We offer the format for you to reach your dream! (2024)

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VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

977

Posted - 2013.08.14 07:27:00 -[1] - Quote
[ ENTER NAME]

[ BULLET SERVICES HERE]

[ LINK KILLBOARD]

[ LINK VIDEOS]

[Make sweeping statements about how amazing you are at ganking targets, be sure to blab it up potential clients love self-blabber promotion and self-peen stroking]

Congratulations you are a hi sec mercenary now. War dec a mining corp and once you have 200 kills apply to the Merc Contracts channel. This means you've made the "a" list along with all the other amazing hi sec mercs.

Tools of the Trade

Be sure to have 2 scouts for every member in corp or 3 logi per member to ensure you maintain an efficient killboard. Please maintain the 2 falcons/scorpions for every 5 of your fleet members ratio or as an exception 3 Vindicators for every t3.

All multiboxers be sure to name your characters something similar, so you blend into local. Like "Merc01, Merc02..." is acceptable.

Once you become an item of interest, please contact us for further consoltuncy on jhow to pee vee pee on the forums. We offer forum warrioriing 101 and advanced character assassination technoques like responding to all posts with "UMAD BRO?" and "YOUR BUTTHURT SMELLS LIKE MARMITE"

Most of all... do not have fun.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Heluene Keller
State War Academy
Caldari State

13

Posted - 2013.08.14 08:06:00 -[2] - Quote
Vegas, go home, you're drunk.
Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective

57

Posted - 2013.08.14 08:57:00 -[3] - Quote
Amazing how our continued succes brings out the best in some people.

I halfhearthedly support this product and/or service while stroking my epeen gently.

D.

El Geo
Pathfinders.
The Marmite Collective

131

Posted - 2013.08.14 09:04:00 -[4] - Quote
You know this actually sounds like the people who grouped up to dec us......path-+find-+er (pthfndr, p+ñth-)n. 1. One that discovers a new course or way, especially through or into unexplored regions.

http://www.youtube.com/user/EvEPathfinders/videos?view=0

Miko Jin
University of Caille
Gallente Federation

39

Posted - 2013.08.14 10:46:00 -[5] - Quote
Op I hope your so called friends are reading this post as it is cringe worthy to say the least. If I was them I would shut the door and close the curtains if you come around.
Sabriz Adoudel
Oppan Ganknam Style

635

Posted - 2013.08.14 11:26:00 -[6] - Quote
Can't you just let Marmite failscade in peace?

They were a good alliance once. Kinda like TEST (RIP)

An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front.
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

984

Posted - 2013.08.14 13:26:00 -[7] - Quote

I lol'd.

Isn't this the deal though... we're offering a format to success.

Also, I didn't mean this post to have anything to do with stinky Marmite. I prefer Jelly on my toast.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective

439

Posted - 2013.08.14 18:28:00 -[8] - Quote
With these kind of posts, you make my job so easy <3 You either love us or we hate you.
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

987

Posted - 2013.08.14 18:30:00 -[9] - Quote

Brommander of Fail your job is what exactly? And what is it you've done to me again?

You're pathetic. Go back to your burning thread and save yourself.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective

439

Posted - 2013.08.14 18:31:00 -[10] - Quote
You hurt my feelings You either love us or we hate you.
VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

987

Posted - 2013.08.14 18:36:00 -[11] - Quote

b/c having fun on the forums at your expense deserves a lock

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Xolve
Snigg*rdly
Pandemic Legion

1802

Posted - 2013.08.14 18:38:00 -[12] - Quote
You nerds really will bite on anything...
El Geo
Pathfinders.
The Marmite Collective

135

Posted - 2013.08.14 19:40:00 -[13] - Quote
Not everything, i cant stand liverpath-+find-+er (pthfndr, p+ñth-)n. 1. One that discovers a new course or way, especially through or into unexplored regions.

http://www.youtube.com/user/EvEPathfinders/videos?view=0

Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State

18

Posted - 2013.08.14 22:13:00 -[14] - Quote

The real question is how long until Vegas asks to be let back into Marmite and how much is he going to offer to pay.

VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

991

Posted - 2013.08.14 22:34:00 -[15] - Quote

Because nobody cares what an obviously butthurt forum alt says.

Try harder.

no more games... it's real this time!!!
NightmareX
Blood Thirsty Pirates With Rum

145

Posted - 2013.08.14 23:42:00 -[16] - Quote

The real question is who is willing to jump back into a sinking boat?

Titanic couldn't sink and i bet that Marmite thinks the same about their alliance, until they hit a rock or something

Here is a list of my current PVP videos.

Rebirth 4: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=131123

Bringers of Hatred: http://tinyurl.com/BOHINFOD

Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective

439

Posted - 2013.08.14 23:47:00 -[17] - Quote

Be nice to Vegas please....

You either love us or we hate you.
Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

3641

Posted - 2013.08.14 23:55:00 -[18] - Quote
I laughed! :D
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State

23

Posted - 2013.08.15 01:14:00 -[19] - Quote

I heard a rumor that a couple people jumped into that boat today.

Vegas you didn't answer me. How much are you going to offer to pay? Should I ask again a couple months from now when you've moved through a dozen alliances and have decided to beg Marmite to let you in again?

Istyn
Freight Club
The Marmite Collective

230

Posted - 2013.08.15 01:24:00 -[20] - Quote
Made me laugh, especially:
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation

993

Posted - 2013.08.15 03:01:00 -[21] - Quote
This looks pretty accurate actually. We're different because we include a Team Photo to help make the experience more personal.I'm Denzel Washington, and I play chess.
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State

23

Posted - 2013.08.15 03:02:00 -[22] - Quote
"Once you become an item of interest, please contact us for further consoltuncy on jhow to pee vee pee on the forums. We offer forum warrioriing 101 and advanced character assassination technoques"

Me fail English? Dat unpossible!

VegasMirage
Side Effects.
Serious Space Holding Alliance

1021

Posted - 2013.08.15 17:42:00 -[23] - Quote

Hey forum alt, you made the movie... check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7OO8U_ydj0

no more games... it's real this time!!!
Comrade Answers
State War Academy
Caldari State

28

Posted - 2013.08.15 18:29:00 -[24] - Quote

I saw in the other thread. I thought this movie was kind of hilarious and appreciate the mention.

Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction

384

Posted - 2013.08.15 20:08:00 -[25] - Quote

Matches BAW's killboard. Must be true

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